iStudio Presents: It's Your Holiday! Build Your Own!

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A bizarre holiday built for you.

Tired of the same old holiday traditions year after year? Looking for a new way to celebrate this season? Let iStudio's Holiday Builder generate a holiday paradise custom-built for you! Simply respond to the questions below and we'll serve up your perfect holiday celebration, tailored to your own tastes and unique preferences!

1. Which type of holiday will you be celebrating this season? Christmas
   Chanukah
   Kwanzaa
   Happy Birthday
2. When it comes to celebrating the holidays, how would you rate your level of enthusiasm? Next to none. I really only celebrate out of obligation.
   I don't mind celebrating. It's fun.
   I can't contain my excitement. I start counting down the days in January. Yes, I have a problem.
3. Where will you be for the holidays? At home, or at a relative's house.
   At the cottage.
   I'm stuck celebrating in my dumpy apartment.
   I'll be in North Korea.
4. Which of the following makes you happiest?      
5. We're assuming there'll be music where you're celebrating. What type? Carolers, of course.
   A live band playing the classics.
   Whatever my stereo system will play, I guess.
   My 14-year old cousin will be the DJ. God help us.
   You assumed wrong - I hate music.
6. What's your idea of the perfect holiday meal? Turkey dinner with all the trimmings
   A glazed Christmas ham
   Pizza
   Take-out from that Chinese food place around the corner
   KD - It's what's for dinner
7. Who will you be celebrating with this year? Alone. Again.
   Just the immediate family.
   The extended family and friends.
   A full house with pretty much everyone I've ever met.
8. What comes to mind when you study the graphic below? Fish stew. With corn.
   That's a frog if I've ever seen one.
   A skateboard I had in 5th grade. Only with a toasted granola underside.
   The plight of the migrant worker.
   A crocodile duel on mirrors.
9. That shirt you're wearing - where did you get it? Umm... I bought it.
   Someone gave it to me.
   None of your stinking business.
   Funny you should ask. I have no idea where this thing came from.
10. What role will alcohol play in your celebration? Drinking is for the devil. No alcohol this year.
    Maybe a glass or two of wine. Perhaps a beer or two.
    My standard rule is to drink enough to land me a hospital bed.
11. Which is better?    
12. What about pets? What about them? I hate animals.
    My dog is at the top of the guest list.
    My cats will be there. All of them.
    My neighbour is lending me his wild boar.
    Rabbits in the house!
    Does my cousin Debbie count? She always ends up eating the house plants.